"For any creative thought to be contagious, it must first be worthy of a sneeze."

"I check every can of Barbasol I buy for dinosaur embryos. I haven't found any yet, as evidenced by the lack of T-Rex screams in my apartment."

"The one thing all entrepreneurs have in common is that they started. The one thing everyone else has in common is that they haven't."

"A life spent at the edge of the pier is a life full of regret, a life full of fear."