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"I check every can of Barbasol I buy for dinosaur embryos. I haven't found any yet, as evidenced by the lack of T-Rex screams in my apartment."
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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."
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"GreenHollyWood is a bad character, fat, liking jokes, liking jokes about size, about the large, about the how big are you. Likes to laugh when you make a mistake, ... but but he is a teacher?! With a glasses a fat guy!"
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"They lack suggestive power. And when a book lacks suggestive power, however hard it hits the surface of the mind it cannot penetrate within."
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"I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'"
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"Epic sex?" I sputtered. "By what standards, precisely, is sex judged to be epic?""And tons and tons of mortal simps like you used as pawns." Bob sighed happily, ignoring my question. "There are no words. It was like the Lord of the Rings and All My Children made a baby with the Macho Man Randy Savage and a Whac-A-Mole machine."
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"Laughter can deflate almost any problem down to its proper size."
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"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."
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"Beware of giggle grins, they are highly contagious."
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"I laugh for sheer medicinal purposes, because I feel I might die otherwise."
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"Rest assured you make perfectly good nonsense. I understand you one-hundred-percent not at all."
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"Beautiful mosaics are made of broken or torn material. The most spectacular personal brands are compilations of the same."
Creativity
"Carve-out a niche, craft a personal pitch, push-out content and your brand is enriched."
Business
"I check every can of Barbasol I buy for dinosaur embryos. I haven't found any yet, as evidenced by the lack of T-Rex screams in my apartment."
Humor
"The focus of gap analysis should be getting to the other side. If you bend-over to analyze a gap too long, you'll probably fall into it."
Strategy
"Those with calling also find wealth, so jump and start swimming towards your true self."
Calling
"Consuming the content and culture of creatives does not make one a creative. Creating makes a creative."
Creativity
"Stop waiting for creative inspiration. Start creating and inspire yourself along the way."
Initiative
"Not only should we encourage kids to daydream, but also to jump-in and build those dreams. Dreaming is largely lost among adults drowning in self-imposed realities."
Dreams
"Legacy accounting: Will you have been an asset or a liability on the world's balance sheet?"
Legacy
"The heart pointed to the brain and said with great disdain, "Those who live their lives in here live the lives most full of fear."
Duality
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