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"The only thing that differentiates you and me from a couple of fourteen year old pyromaniacs is balistic glass!"
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"You can always tell an old soldier by the inside of his holsters and cartridge boxes. The young ones carry pistols and cartridges; the old ones, grub."
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"We do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow old because we quit playing."
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"Old and young disbelieve one another's truths."
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"Old and young, we are all on our last cruise."
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"I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair."
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"A new philosophy generally means in practice the praise of some old vice."
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"The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything."
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"It is better to be young in your failures than old in your successes."
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"I've been performing on stage since I was six years old."
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"I am too old for an eyebrow piercing but too young for an eyebrow lift."
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"I am now standing in a mixture of cooling fluid, gasoline, and cola."
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"Remember kids, I have life insurance."
Life
"I just had one of those "what the hell are we doing" moments."
Hell
"Jamie's gonna go take a break now, and i am going to continue the on-going process of making a fool of myself and go ahead and try it myself."
Fool
"Failure is always an option."
Failure
"Isn't television glamourous?"
Television
"I would have to say that looked like it hurt."
Hurt
"There is no dignity in television."
Dignity
"My dignity and good television - they'll never meet."
Dignity
"I have some ideas on how to fix that. They're not very good ideas, but at least they're ideas!"
Ideas
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