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"The only thing that differentiates you and me from a couple of fourteen year old pyromaniacs is balistic glass!"
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"We have to stop the propaganda, the shameful propaganda used by Kremlin to rehabilitate these old types."
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"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."
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"A new philosophy generally means in practice the praise of some old vice."
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"That's me: an old kazoo with some sparklers."
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"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing."
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"Old foxes want no tutors."
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"It is only the modern that ever becomes old-fashioned."
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"All you hear Catholics turning out these days are pop versions of the old Protestant anthems."
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"I was dyslexic, I had no understanding of schoolwork whatsoever. I certainly would have failed IQ tests. And it was one of the reasons I left school when I was 15 years old. And if I - if I'm not interested in something, I don't grasp it."
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"Next to the young, I suppose the very old are the most selfish."
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"My advice is keep your lips away from the spinning things."
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"That was cool and that sucked all at the same time."
Time
"I wouldn't say jamie is an evil genius. I'm not sure he's evil and I'm not sure he's a genius."
Genius
"That's the show. it's like 5 minutes of science and then 10 minutes of me hurting myself."
Science
"There is no dignity in television."
Dignity
"Failure is always an option."
Failure
"I am now standing in a mixture of cooling fluid, gasoline, and cola."
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"Jamie's gonna go take a break now, and i am going to continue the on-going process of making a fool of myself and go ahead and try it myself."
Fool
"My dignity and good television - they'll never meet."
Dignity
"We're not leaving here without Buster, man. Leave no crash-test dummy behind!"
Man
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