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"I got into my very theatrical phase. I wore only black: a big black hat and wild hair and wild black clothes, and I carried a sword stick. I went there still looking like Miss Florida, and I came back looking very different."

"I try never to wear my own clothes, I pretend I'm someone else."

"Everyone who comes out does a very foolish thing in bringing such a quantity of clothes that he never wants."
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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds."

"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."
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