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Joan Rivers

"Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you."

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"I didn't figure out the makeup or cute hair or clothes until oh, maybe my junior year of high school."

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"I've managed to keep my clothes on for everything I've done so far."

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"Teens are dealing with the same problems now in the '90s as they did back in the '70s, the only real difference is the clothes we wear!"

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"If you don't take your clothes seriously, why should your viewers take you seriously?"

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"Yes, during the pilot, they gave me a little toy from the shop. It's like three little moose in a boat, paddling. It's very cute. And I got to keep some of the clothes."

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