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"Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you."
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"The color of somebody's skin or the way he wears his hair or clothes has nothing to do with anything."
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"Painting self-portraits without clothes on has also given me some publicity."
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"I started working on a line of clothes last year, but right now we're kind of at a standstill."
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"Teens are dealing with the same problems now in the '90s as they did back in the '70s, the only real difference is the clothes we wear!"
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"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid."
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"If you look over the years, the styles have changed - the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it's really the same."
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"Somebody did complain to me and tell me that my clothes were so loud they couldn't hear me sing."
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"The nice thing about New York is that you're finally able to wear those winter clothes that have been sitting in your closet in mothballs."
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"I don't have anything that I treasure at all. They're just things. I tend to buy an awful lot of stuff, like clothes and things. But I wouldn't be bothered if my house burns down tomorrow."
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"Let me tell you something: if you're on an island for three and a half months and you're four and a half hours by boat from the nearest store, and there's nobody but 30 crew members on the island, I guarantee that you'd be running around without your clothes on."
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"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp."
Man
"Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television."
God
"My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy."
Audience
"My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash."
Dumb
"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
Control
"If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor."
God
"I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor."
Work
"Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be."
Will
"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
Baby
"It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who."
Sex
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