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"Everyone who comes out does a very foolish thing in bringing such a quantity of clothes that he never wants."

"Correspondences are like small clothes before the invention of suspenders; it is impossible to keep them up."

"Teens are dealing with the same problems now in the '90s as they did back in the '70s, the only real difference is the clothes we wear!"

"If you don't take your clothes seriously, why should your viewers take you seriously?"

"Fashion is never in crisis because clothes are always necessary."

"Yes, during the pilot, they gave me a little toy from the shop. It's like three little moose in a boat, paddling. It's very cute. And I got to keep some of the clothes."
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"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."

"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp."

"She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven."
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