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"Everyone who comes out does a very foolish thing in bringing such a quantity of clothes that he never wants."

"If you don't take your clothes seriously, why should your viewers take you seriously?"
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"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"

"Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'."

"My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash."

"Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television."

"She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven."
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