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Joan Rivers

"Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you."

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Amber Hurdle

"Face it, I didn't become famous until I took my clothes off."

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"The color of somebody's skin or the way he wears his hair or clothes has nothing to do with anything."

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Amber Hurdle

"I don't understand what modern clothes are about at all."

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Amber Hurdle

"I got rid of my glasses and they changed my hair. That's really all they did. They went shopping for me, so the clothes are different too. It wasn't like Extreme Makeover where I got a nose job or anything."

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Amber Hurdle

"Our clothes are going to pieces fast. Send provisions as soon as possible."

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Amber Hurdle

"I've managed to keep my clothes on for everything I've done so far."

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Amber Hurdle

"I've been obsessed with clothes since I was a little boy."

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Amber Hurdle

"I feel more comfortable with my clothes off than on!"

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Amber Hurdle

"I got into my very theatrical phase. I wore only black: a big black hat and wild hair and wild black clothes, and I carried a sword stick. I went there still looking like Miss Florida, and I came back looking very different."

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Amber Hurdle

"It's always nerve-racking to take off your clothes on film. But doing it with a woman felt safer than with a man. You know you can say, 'Don't grab me there: That's where my cellulite is'!"

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