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"Miami Beach is where neon goes to die."
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"We have our little restaurants, and there's a beautiful beach that we go to in the summer and fall. We tend to have a lot of get-togethers, and if it's at my house, we order pizza because I can't cook."
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"I never worked less than 16-hour days on South Beach."
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"If Frank and The Beach Boys got together and did a Super Session album, it would be a gas."
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"I was in Florida with Burt Stern, the photographer who shot Marilyn Monroe on the beach with a sweater, and we smoked a joint. The bathing suit kept coming off in the water, and I just ripped it off. I was very comfortable being naked."
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"Concealing an illness is like keeping a beach ball under water."
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"Back in the old days, we were often compared to Led Zeppelin. If we did something with harmony, it was the Beach Hoys. Something heavy was Led Zeppelin."
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"Miami Beach is where neon goes to die."
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"I can tell you the day The Beach Boys will no longer exist - never. We'll be on stage in wheelchairs."
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"We filmed one scene on the beach and there was definitely weird energy around, and we were followed around by a white owl to several different locations, and little things like that, or certain mishaps would happen and you'd have to wonder what that was about."
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"I hate vacations. If you can build buildings, why sit on the beach?"
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"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up."
School
"The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter."
Daughter
"The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't."
Art
"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses."
Children
"Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God."
God
"Miami Beach is where neon goes to die."
Beach
"I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do."
Hate
"Communism is like one big phone company."
Communism
"The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is."
People
"Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it."
Time
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