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"Miami Beach is where neon goes to die."
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"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses."

"I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do."

"The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is."

"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up."
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"We have our little restaurants, and there's a beautiful beach that we go to in the summer and fall. We tend to have a lot of get-togethers, and if it's at my house, we order pizza because I can't cook."
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