"I'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker."

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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

"That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!"

"All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me."

"It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it."

"Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it."

"Scream was great for what it was. For a horror film, it was intelligent, it was funny, it took a laugh at itself."

"My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not."

"A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be effective in it. If it's in a funny movie and, as long as they are cast in an appropriate way, humor will come from it."

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"I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker."

"I prefer the smaller budget versus the bigger budget because the mentality that goes along with big budget filmmaking doesn't really suit me; the mind-set that money is the answer."

"I go through a whole process with the actors first, building and creating characters, then I encourage them to sort of live in that character when they're in the screen."

"We've seen so many films now, that you have to be on par with the best films that have preceded you. You just can't make any movie and it will be good."

"My brothers can be a little out of control sometimes and so somebody has to be able to keep them focused."

"I always prefer the big laugh. That is always the objective, especially with a film like Scary Movie 2."

"You just can't make any movie and it will be good now. This is a really a difficult time to be in films."

"I enjoy the character interplay. Sometimes the audience is not laughing, but smiling, and that is almost just as good because it keeps them ready to laugh."