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Steven Wright

"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny."

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"When you take action-think.When you fail-think.When you are in doubt-think.When you have lost your way-think.You are nothing but your thoughts."

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"Wherever your thoughts and beliefs can take you, you can go there."

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"Give thy thoughts no tongue."

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"Each "way of thinking" has its own shape and color, which wax and wane like the moon."

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"How can the thoughts be stopped? Tell the thoughts, 'You take care of your own issues; I am not on your side.' That way you will sit on God's side."

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"Of course, in our train of thought, we would all like to think we're on the right track, or at least the same railroad company as the right track."

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"The moment comes when a character does or says something you hadn't thought about. At that moment he's alive and you leave it to him."

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"A man's face as a rule says more, and more interesting things, than his mouth, for it is a compendium of everything his mouth will ever say, in that it is the monogram of all this man's thoughts and aspirations."

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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

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"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."

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"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."

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"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."

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"If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?"

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"Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it."

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"Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?"

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"Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen."

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