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"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny."

Steven Wright, American Comedian

Thought, Thoughts, Worth

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"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny."

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