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Steven Wright

"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny."

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"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny."

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Amber Hurdle

"A man's face as a rule says more, and more interesting things, than his mouth, for it is a compendium of everything his mouth will ever say, in that it is the monogram of all this man's thoughts and aspirations."

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Amber Hurdle

"No truly great person ever thought themselves so."

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Amber Hurdle

"It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up."

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Amber Hurdle

"But if thought corrupts language, language can also corrupt thought."

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Amber Hurdle

"When you confidently defend fiction, think about reality also."

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Amber Hurdle

"Wrong thoughts pattern your life towards it for we live our thoughts."

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Amber Hurdle

"Words without thoughts never to heaven go."

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Amber Hurdle

"When you take action-think.When you fail-think.When you are in doubt-think.When you have lost your way-think.You are nothing but your thoughts."

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Amber Hurdle

"I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library."

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"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
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"People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do."
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"You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor."
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"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room."
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"I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends."
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"It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature."
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"The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?"
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"If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
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"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
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"You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time."
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