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"When you take action-think.When you fail-think.When you are in doubt-think.When you have lost your way-think.You are nothing but your thoughts."
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"Wherever your thoughts and beliefs can take you, you can go there."
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"Give thy thoughts no tongue."
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"How can the thoughts be stopped? Tell the thoughts, 'You take care of your own issues; I am not on your side.' That way you will sit on God's side."
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"Of course, in our train of thought, we would all like to think we're on the right track, or at least the same railroad company as the right track."
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"The moment comes when a character does or says something you hadn't thought about. At that moment he's alive and you leave it to him."
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"Doubt isn't original."
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"One great use of words is to hide our thoughts."
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"Those 'back burner' thoughts, the ones the brain isn't quite sure about yet, may cook the slowest yet they often manage to be the tastiest when they come out."
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"The survival of poor opinions can make a thinker feel as though he is failing humanity."
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
Now

"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."
Power

"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."
Argument

"Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it."
Press

"Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?"
Washington

"Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen."
Ocean

"I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."
Home

"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it."
Want

"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."
Worry

"I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums."
Museums
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