"I was always telling everybody that I could be funny."

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"But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know."

"Nothing's funny about someone who's successful."

"After doing Johnny I wanted to just do something, I wouldn't say innocent, but to not have any care in the world. Lots of setups and horrible happenings but its funny."

"The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh."

"It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny."

"They sent me the script and I thought that there was something very appealing and funny about it. Also, I was familiar with Mike Myers' work in Saturday Night Live, but I did not know the extent to which he would make this creation."

"Our characters were antiseptic but we weren't. And if you remember what we did on BATMAN, as the scripts were written very funny, we played them very straight."

"I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile."

"People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life."

"I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking."

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"I was in group therapy for years but it wasn't the same thing. It was more about growing."

"I got more bands and went on the road and turn down more movies than you would believe."

"And he was going to give me a song, because I'm a singer and I wanted to sing in everything."

"Well, you know, I've had a very checkered career."

"Well, it was the beginning of my film career. It was amazing to me that I got nominated for an Academy Award."

"It hasn't been smooth or delightful every minute, there were lean years and rough years, but it's been exciting and good and I'm thrilled to be an actress and a singer and to have spent my life this way."

"No, I don't belong to a retirement community."