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"If there is anything more annoying in the world than having people talk about you, it is certainly having no one talk about you."
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"Anyone who is honestly seeking a job and can't find it deserves the attention of the United States government and the people."

"Now, if there's anything stupider than buddy lists, its lol. if anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip my computer right out of the wall and smash it over the nearest head. i mean, it's not like anyone is laughing out loud about the things they lol. i think it should be spelled loll. like what a lobotomized person's tongue does. loll. loll. i can't think anymore. loll. loll! or ttyl. bitch, you're not actually talking. that would require actual vocal contact or <3. you honestly think that looks like a heart? if you do, that's only because you'v never seen scrotum. (rofl! what? are you really rolling on the floor laughing? well, please stay down there a sec while i KICK YOUR ASS)"

"When two men live together they usually maintain a kind of shabby neatness out of incipient rage at each other. Two men alone are constantly on the verge of fighting, and they know it."
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"Art finds her own perfection within, and not outside of, herself.She is not to be judged by any external standard of resemblance."

"From the moment I met you, your personality had the most extraordinary influence over me. I was dominated, soul brain and power."

"Actions are the first tragedy in life, words are the second. Words are perhaps the worst. Words are merciless."

"It's an odd thing, but anyone who disappears is said to be seen in San Francisco.It must be a delightful city and possess all the attractions of the next world."

"What was youth at best? A green, an unripe time, a time of shallow moods, and sickly thoughts."

"The only thing that one really knows about human nature is that it changes. Change is the one quality we can predicate of it."
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