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"I've always chosen my band members based on their sense of humor. It might sound stupid, but it means not only are they fun to live with on a tour bus for years, but humor implies intelligence."
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"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"
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"CHARTERIS [unfolding his arms in terror] No, please. Dont. As a philosopher, it's my business to tell other people the truth; but it's not their business to tell it to me. I dont like it: it hurts."
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"How was I supposed to know 'lucked out' means 'I got screwed over' in Australian?"
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"I believe the phrase you're looking for is 'too much money and not enough things to spend it on."
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"Where did you find that one?''I have no idea. I'm a magnet for crazies, I guess.''They must be able to sense a kindred spirit.''Your one to talk. Don't you have more hordes of the undead to lead in a glorious revolution?''Zombies not undead. There's a fine distinction. And no. Right now I'm scouting new talent. The glorious revolution comes tomorrow."
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"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice."
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"When the first book out my sister-in-law read it and we were chatting at 5 o'clock in the afternoon and she said, "Oh my God, chapter six, sex and a murder," and her five year old wandered into the kitchen and said, "Sixty hamburgers?"
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"I wasn't sure what was worse: being oblivious or living within reality. (Eric)"
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"Negative humor is forgotten immediately. It's the stuff that makes us feel better about our lives that lives long. Much more satisfying. Enter children's books."
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"If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic."
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"Good taste - that's all you really need when you're playing an instrument."
Taste
"I'm beginning to think I have two years encountering sexism without really realising it."
Beginning
"Nirvana was pop. You can have distorted guitars and people say it's alternative, but you can't break out of pop music's constructs and still get extensive radio play and media coverage."
Music
"We need a day of the dead. That's a perfect celebration."
Day
"The songs keep on writing themselves, and I really love them. It's as close as I get to a religion."
Love
"I don't have the inclinations that other people seem to have as far as the business is concerned."
Business
"The songs become the show, which is how it should be."
Music
"I have to play as much of the game as I allow myself to get the music heard. But it's not unlike the rest of the world, so I'm not as up in arms about it as I could be."
Music
"I don't like the idea of famous people."
People
"I would go to radio stations and they were supposed to be interviewing me and playing my record and they would say, We're playing too many women right now, we can't play your record."
Woman
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