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"Believe in the hope of your Life Illusion because this is the only real thing that you posses!"
"Help us to be true, Lord. Help us to stand."
"God is the distance between light and darkness."
"Counting your chickens before they hatch is only wise if God has told you how many will survive."
"Faith turns mountains into pebbles. Fear turns pebbles into mountains."
"If Noah waited for signs of rain to build an ark, he would have been swept away by the flood."
"Climbing mountains is strength, moving mountains is faith."
Explore more quotes by Woody Allen
"What is fascinating is that it is physical. You know, that's one thing about intellectuals, they've proved that you can be absolute brilliant and have no idea what's going on. But on the other hand, the body doesn't lie, as we now know. Nono, it'll be great, because all of those ph.Ds are in there, like, discussing modes of alienation, and we'll be in here quietly humping."
"Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue."
"I'm going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I'll be dead. you know, in fact, if I get the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier, which would be perfect. Or wait a minute. It -- with the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done, and I could also be dead."
"Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats."
"Those modern analysts they charge so much! In my day for five marks Freud himself would treat you. For ten marks he would treat you and press your pants. For fifteen marks Freud would let you treat him - that included a choice of any two vegetables."
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