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"It's not as if I don't like men, I just have more respect for my washing machine."
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"Don't wait for someone to bring you flowers. Plant your own garden and decorate your soul."
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"When you are dead you are independent, when you are alive your always dependent. It really doesn't matter are you there or there there is somebody above you, always!"
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"Every nation, every woman and every man must work out their own salvation."
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Personal Development

"When you accept employment, you are admitting that you cannot think or develop yourself."
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Personal Development

"The only race you are guaranteed to win is the one you run alone."
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"Without being an independent individual, without having an independent mind, you become nothing more than a trivial slave or an obscure shadow!"
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"She wasn't kind of lady that depended on a man and I think that's what made her so irrestible to them, any man she had loved she wanted ~ and the men that loved her back couldn't handle not being needed, so she showed them the door and grew her own wings as they walked out. Love to her isn't a maybe thing, nor is it attachment and any man whom thinks he will ever own her would be best not to try at all."
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"Don't be afraid of being alone; remember, when the sun rises, it rises with nobody at its side."
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"Believe in yourself. Carve your own path. Build your own dreams. Be your own hero."
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"No girl can permanently bolster up a lame-duck visitor, because these day it's every girl for herself."
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"You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you."
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"I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet."
Peace

"Trust is important to any relationship and easier to come by if you get a picture of a guy's wife buck naked."
Trust

"Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either."
Aging

"You don't need to be smarter, you just need dumber friends."
Humor

"Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin' the bird' s a hell of a lot easier."
Humor

"Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies."
Friendship

"It is far better to know the painful truth than to live with a kindly falsehood."
Honesty

"It's not as if I don't like men, I just have more respect for my washing machine."
Independence

"In this town, a successful marriage is one that lasts longer than ice."
Marriage
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