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"Laughter is the only free emotion - the only one that can't be compelled. We can be made to fear. We can even be made to believe we're in love because, if we're kept dependent and isolated for long enough, we bond in order to survive. But laughter explodes like an aha! It comes when the punch line changes everything that has gone before, when two opposites collide and make a third and when we suddenly see a new reality...laughter is an orgasm of the mind."
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"America is an enormous frosted cupcake in the middle of millions of starving people."
People
"We've begun to raise daughters more like sons... but few have the courage to raise our sons more like our daughters."
Courage
"The first problem for all of us, men and women, is not to learn, but to unlearn."
Man
"Without leaps of imagination, or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning."
Imagination
"Law and justice are not always the same."
Justice
"The authority of any governing institution must stop at its citizen's skin."
Authority
"It is more rewarding to watch money change the world than watch it accumulate."
Change
"Clearly no one knows what leadership has gone undiscovered in women of all races, and in black and other minority men."
Leadership
"Pornography is about dominance. Erotica is about mutuality."
Society
"A pedestal is as much a prison as any small, confined space."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"I'm trying to remember how you tell the time by looking at the sun." -"I should leave it for a while, it's too bright to see the numbers at the moment."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"Comedy strikes here... just to reduce pressure and depression."
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