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"I don't understand why people don't remember my name."
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"If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic."
Celebrity
"Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable."
Comedy
"I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me."
Funny
"My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that."
Father
"A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world."
World
"I laughed all the way through Love Story."
Love
"When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars."
People
"I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church."
Family
"The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name."
Mother
"My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way."
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"The people who are absent are the ideal; those who are present seem to be quite commonplace."
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"Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions."
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"The last resort of kings, the cannonball. The last resort of the people, the paving stone."
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"It is not true that people are naturally equal for no two people can be together for even a half an hour without one acquiring an evident superiority over the other."
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"Other people's beliefs may be myths, but not mine."
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Personal Development
"There are bad people who would be less dangerous if they were quite devoid of goodness."
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"Whatever good things people say of us, they tell us nothing new."
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"I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal."
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"We don't get to know people when they come to us; we must go to them to find out what they are like."
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"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing."
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