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"Military troops were withdrawn from Chechnya on Dec. 31, 1996."

"Promoting a record on a major label is like running a minor military campaign."

"I am certain that we need a solution completely separate from military intervention."

"The Roswell incident, for instance, had over three hundred witnesses - some describing the bodies, some the craft, some the military procedures. Were they all perpetuating their own lives in a myth?"

"Benteen, come on, big village, be quick. Bring packs."

"And the program was developed in large part by behavioral scientists who were working with the military, who do everything they possibly can to measure a soldier's stress levels to see how they're doing physically and emotionally, as they go through this program."

"If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them."
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"There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to."

"Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them."

"When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as "Catch-22" I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?""

"Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in the war - for killing people. We received ours for entertaining other people. I'd say we deserve ours more."

"Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry."
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