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"Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's."
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"You can wipe out your opponents. But if you do it unjustly you become eligible for being wiped out yourself."
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"There is no duty we so much underrate as the duty of being happy. By being happy we sow anonymous benefits upon the world."
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"There is more pleasure in loving than in being beloved."
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"No man lives without jostling and being jostled; in all ways he has to elbow himself through the world, giving and receiving offence."
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"If a writer knows enough about what he is writing about, he may omit things that he knows. The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water."
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"Where every something, being blent together turns to a wild of nothing."
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"Quit aspiring and dreaming and start being."
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"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."
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"Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth."
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"I enjoy the Web site a lot and I like being able to talk to my readers. I've always had a very close relationship with them."
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"Money is sensual."
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"The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent."
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"My father and mother - I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material."
Mother

"Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field."
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"I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny."
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"Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's."
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"It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures."
Youth

"During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one."
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"Anne is very forgiving. She doesn't care about money, being rich, or clothes. We never argued about finances."
Money

"I loved the idea of touching base with an audience."
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