"Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad."

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"Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

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"Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old."

Bill Bryson, American Writer

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"The dog is a gentleman, I hope to go to his heaven not man's."

Mark Twain, American Author

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"Animals will always have sad eyes because they can see into the soul of man."

Anthony T. Hincks, British Writer

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"It was always understood that plants and animals, though completely contrasted in their higher representatives, approached each other very closely in their lower and simpler forms. But they were believed not to blend."

Asa Gray, American Scientist

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"I hate cats."Death's face became a little stiffer, if that were possible. The blue glow in his eye sockets flickered red for an instant."I SEE," he said. The tone suggested that death was too good for cat haters."

Terry Pratchett, English Author

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"Brute animals have the vowel sounds; man only can utter consonants."

Samuel Taylor Coleridge, English Poet

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"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."

John Steinbeck, American Author

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"The ant is knowing and wise, but he doesn't know enough to take a vacation."

Clarence Day, American Author

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"Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends."

"Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old."

"They are the most fascinating, intelligent, resourceful, adaptable animals I have ever seen. Grizzlies are a real symbol of true wildness."

"The dog is a gentleman, I hope to go to his heaven not man's."

"Animals will always have sad eyes because they can see into the soul of man."

"It was always understood that plants and animals, though completely contrasted in their higher representatives, approached each other very closely in their lower and simpler forms. But they were believed not to blend."

"I hate cats."Death's face became a little stiffer, if that were possible. The blue glow in his eye sockets flickered red for an instant."I SEE," he said. The tone suggested that death was too good for cat haters."

"Brute animals have the vowel sounds; man only can utter consonants."

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."

"The ant is knowing and wise, but he doesn't know enough to take a vacation."

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"I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."

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