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"Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad."
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"My parents were very permissive when it came to animals. As long as we earned the money to buy them and built whatever structure it was they were going to live in, we could have any kind of pet we wanted. They would have let us have a rhinoceros if we could have afforded it."

"Reason number 106 why dogs are smarter than humans: once you leave the litter, you sever contact with your mothers."

"Brute animals have the vowel sounds; man only can utter consonants."

"You're a good example of why some animals eat their young."

"Amongst the minds of animals that of man leads, not as a demigod from another planet, but as a king from the same race."
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"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."


"Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive."
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