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"Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient."
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"Poverty us no disgrace to a man, but it is confoundedly inconvenient."
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"Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient."
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Personal Development
"No one can disgrace us but ourselves."
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"I have deserved neither so much honor or so much disgrace."
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"The lines marking a penalty area are a disgrace to the playing fields of a public school."
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"We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight."
Television
"Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name."
Experience
"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."
Opportunity
"The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring."
Company
"I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?"
Tax
"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."
Husband
"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
Evolution
"Laughter is an instant vacation."
Laughter
"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."
Committee
"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think."
Congress
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