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"He looked so frustrated and perfectly serious, and yet here we were talking about his missing seal pelt."
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"Took long enough, she called out, not wanting to admit how the sight of him made her throat hitch, how the man was so gorgeous she lost her mind. 'I thought you drowned in the mirror from staring into your reflection too long."
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