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"Never fight an inanimate object."
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"The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock?"
People
"Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely."
Cleanliness
"There's something about Marxism that brings out warts; the only kind of growth this economic system encourages."
Growth
"Politics are for foreigners with their endless wrongs and paltry rights. Politics are a lousy way to get things done. Politics are, like God's infinite mercy, a last resort."
Politics
"In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character."
History
"Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government does it to somebody else. This is the idea behind foreign policy."
Government
"There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon."
Fact
"The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person."
Nothing
"A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative. Then you can not only be nothing, you can do nothing too."
Famous
"Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife."
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"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
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"Tell me what is right and I will fight for it."
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"Whoever won't fight when the President calls him, deserves to be kicked back in his hole and kept there."
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"When there is no peril in the fight there is no glory in the triumph."
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"The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it."
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"I've seen a lot of highs and a lot of lows with this team, and one thing I've learned is that even though you have lows, you're not going to have them forever, so you've got to keep fighting."
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"All the tribes tell the same story. They are surrounded on all sides, the game is destroyed or driven away; they are left to starve, and there remains but one thing for them to do - fight while they can."
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"You have to listen to adversaries and keep looking for that point beyond which it's against their interests to keep on disagreeing or fighting."
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"As a Member of the CBC, I will fight tooth and nail to increase funding for programs, such as Ryan White, that were flat funded in the President's budget."
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"Anybody who says they don't like fighting in the NHL have to be out of their minds."
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