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"I have great respect for the semicolon it is a mighty handy little fellow."
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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."
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"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"
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"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."
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"The moment you have a self at all, there is a possibility of putting yourself first - wanting to be the centre - wanting to be God, in fact. That was the sin of Satan: and that was the sin he taught the human race. Some people think the fall of man had something to do with sex, but that is a mistake...what Satan put into the heads of our remote ancestors was the idea that they 'could be like Gods' - could set up on their own as if they had created themselves - be their own masters - invent some sort of happiness for themselves outside God, apart from God. And out of that hopeless attempt has come...the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy."
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"I used to think that size does not count, until I realized that most people either find other people's faeces more disgusting than a bird's droppings, or they do not find the latter disgusting at all."
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"Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet."
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"The real satire starts when I'm shockingly mocked,not mockingly shocked."
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"They are fond of fun and therefore witty, wit being well-bred insolence."
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"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is."
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"I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true. I am not bound to succeed, but I am bound to live by the light that I have. I must stand with anybody that stands right, and stand with him while he is right, and part with him when he goes wrong."
Integrity
"America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Leadership
"Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration."
Politics
"I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it."
Humanity
"I have great respect for the semicolon it is a mighty handy little fellow."
Humor
"These men ask for just the same thing, fairness, and fairness only. This, so far as in my power, they, and all others, shall have."
Leadership
"Knavery and flattery are blood relations."
Attitude
"Public opinion in this country is everything."
Politics
"My dream is of a place and a time where America will once again be seen as the last best hope of earth."
Patriotism
"Never stir up litigation. A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does this."
Wisdom
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