"I think most musicians do like to have a laugh."

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"We weren't going to play the show-biz game, and be obsequious."

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"Larry only ever wrote one song, and he wrote that with Tony Kaye, I think it was, from Yes."

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"Because Larry, by then, was a drummer, who would sort of get bored and tired, and rather stand up and blow kisses to people. So we needed the bass to sort of drive along."

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"So we used to look for funny songs, and learn them and play them. And we used to play them in pubs."

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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."

"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"

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"I mean in recent years, I think you've only got to sell thirty or forty thousand to get a #1."

"Because Larry, by then, was a drummer, who would sort of get bored and tired, and rather stand up and blow kisses to people. So we needed the bass to sort of drive along."

"I used to help Viv with the chords and melodies sometimes."

"I think most musicians do like to have a laugh."

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"I suppose we all loved those kind of sci-fi movies where terrible things came out of swamps and came to Mars. And there's usually some poor girl. All the guys are trying to desperately handle levers and saying, go to something or other."