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"The real satire starts when I'm shockingly mocked,not mockingly shocked."

"CHARTERIS [unfolding his arms in terror] No, please. Dont. As a philosopher, it's my business to tell other people the truth; but it's not their business to tell it to me. I dont like it: it hurts."

"How was I supposed to know 'lucked out' means 'I got screwed over' in Australian?"

"I believe the phrase you're looking for is 'too much money and not enough things to spend it on."

"Where did you find that one?''I have no idea. I'm a magnet for crazies, I guess.''They must be able to sense a kindred spirit.''Your one to talk. Don't you have more hordes of the undead to lead in a glorious revolution?''Zombies not undead. There's a fine distinction. And no. Right now I'm scouting new talent. The glorious revolution comes tomorrow."

"I realized women and humor were linked very closely."

"A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one's own deserving jokes."
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"Anger is a deception. You engage it thinking you'll feel better but ultimately it drills you deeper in the hurt."

"If the fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom, then the love of GOD is the apex of it!"

"Own your mistakes, learn from them; apologize if you have to, and then, be unapologetically you."

"Unlike the world that points out your flaws to ridicule you, when GOD points out your flaws, it's because He want to walk you out of it."

"When we all play our part the world will run as designed. Do your part and do it now!"
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