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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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Personal Development
"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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Personal Development
"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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Personal Development
"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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Personal Development
"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."
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"Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips."
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Personal Development
"Laughter is carbonated holiness."
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Personal Development
"Well, I said, "you obviously have some power. You chased off those hooligans with rotten fruit. Perhaps you have banana-kinesis? Or you can control garbage? I once knew a Roman goddess, Cloacina, who presided over the city's sewer system. Perhaps you're related? Meg pouted. I got the impression I might have said something wrong, though I couldn't imagine what."
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"Nothing has to be funny, sometimes I just laugh to unclog my soul."
Humor
"Sin, in its simplest definition, is the misuse or abuse of anything GOD created."
Sin
"You really don't want to be his/her first love. They need to have first fallen in love with Jesus."
Devotion
"If the fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom, then the love of GOD is the apex of it!"
Devotion
"There's just as much to be heard in silence as there is in a room filled with words."
Silence
"Taking the path with the least resistance does NOT mean take any opportunity that comes to you. Some opportunities are traps!"
Life
"Knowledge deepens with experience."
Learning
"The impact of your life will go beyond your imagination. Live your life to be a blessing."
Altruism
"Savor every little bit of life and spin your own wonderfully beautiful web."
Joy
"When we all play our part the world will run as designed. Do your part and do it now!"
Responsibility
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