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"A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere."
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"Not to be cheered by praise, not to be grieved by blame, but to know thoroughly one's own virtues or powers are the characteristics of an excellent man."
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"The sad souls of those who lived without blame and without praise."
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"Maybe it ain't about others' mistakes,but only your need for someone to blame."
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"Oh! blame not the bard."
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"I like to praise and reward loudly, to blame quietly."
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"What to do? We yanked the dress up over her lovely attributes and with the addition of a scarf, the problem was solved. Sorry, guys, blame that stuffy censor. He hated surprises."
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"They always lost but he didn't blame me because to a gambler, a bad tip is better than no tip at all."
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"Washington, D.C., has a much greater risk than Manchester, N.H. They both need some level of funding, but they ought not to be done per capita. Congress is to blame for some of this."
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"Now, so, if you want to blame someone for wasteful spending, the Republicans are in the majority."
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"It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry."
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"If you go on stage with the wrong attitude, or something in your performance is off, you can lose an audience in the first minute. That first minute is crucial."
Attitude
"We had our first meeting yesterday, and we just laughed all the way through, so if we can bottle that, then I'll be happy. We just get on, and that's half the battle."
Battle
"I've met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people."
People
"I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish."
Hate
"You should never meet your heroes. Paul Newman... I was so excited about meeting him, but he turned up in shell suit bottoms, slippers, and a jumper. He was just so worn out and old, he wanted to go home."
Home
"I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh."
People
"I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them."
Old
"I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball of pent-up frustration."
Frustration
"A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere."
Blame
"I went to Montreal. My first gig went very badly. They just weren't laughing at anything. I found out they were a load of Christians, and it was a gig to raise money for a new church roof."
Money
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