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"A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere."
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"That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery."
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"It is more difficult to praise rightly than to blame."
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"Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future."
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"A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere."
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"If bad things are happening in your country, remember, the first responsible person is your stupid government! But if you have supported that government, now, you are the first responsible person! So sit down and shut up!"
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"Better reality than a dream: if something is real, then it's real and you're not to blame."
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"I blame myself more so because I hung a curve. If you want to point a finger, point it at me."
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"There is luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel no one else has a right to blame us."
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"Neither praise or blame is the object of true criticism. Justly to discriminate, firmly to establish, wisely to prescribe, and honestly to award. These are the true aims and duties of criticism."
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"In short, Luck's always to blame."
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"I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecturers thought I would be pretty good at stand-up, so I gave it a whirl."
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"I've met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people."
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"I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh."
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"I went to Montreal. My first gig went very badly. They just weren't laughing at anything. I found out they were a load of Christians, and it was a gig to raise money for a new church roof."
Money
"I didn't really want to be a comedian."
Want
"I'd love to do acting, but it'd definitely have to be comedy. I can't do serious. It's completely beyond me."
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"If you go on stage with the wrong attitude, or something in your performance is off, you can lose an audience in the first minute. That first minute is crucial."
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"You should never meet your heroes. Paul Newman... I was so excited about meeting him, but he turned up in shell suit bottoms, slippers, and a jumper. He was just so worn out and old, he wanted to go home."
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"I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them."
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"A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere."
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