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"A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere."
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"You think that if you blame, you will then be free of those problems, but blame cements you to your problems."
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"Maybe it ain't about others' mistakes,but only your need for someone to blame."
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"That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery."
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"Blame is just a lazy person's way of making sense of chaos."
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"Societies need to have one illness which becomes identified with evil, and attaches blame to its victims."
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"And just so you know-that winter forest we walked into first? That was from Through the Looking Glass too. Hey, if you're going to saddle me with the blame for your overconsumption, at least get the book right."
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"Neither praise or blame is the object of true criticism. Justly to discriminate, firmly to establish, wisely to prescribe, and honestly to award. These are the true aims and duties of criticism."
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"The reason placing blame repeatedly fails to work is that I repeatedly place it on everyone else instead of where it actually belongs."
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"Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future."
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"It is more difficult to praise rightly than to blame."
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"You should never meet your heroes. Paul Newman... I was so excited about meeting him, but he turned up in shell suit bottoms, slippers, and a jumper. He was just so worn out and old, he wanted to go home."
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"I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball of pent-up frustration."
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"A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere."
Blame

"I've met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people."
People

"I'd love to do acting, but it'd definitely have to be comedy. I can't do serious. It's completely beyond me."
Love

"I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecturers thought I would be pretty good at stand-up, so I gave it a whirl."
Time

"I went to Montreal. My first gig went very badly. They just weren't laughing at anything. I found out they were a load of Christians, and it was a gig to raise money for a new church roof."
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"I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself."
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"I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them."
Old

"If you go on stage with the wrong attitude, or something in your performance is off, you can lose an audience in the first minute. That first minute is crucial."
Attitude
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