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"My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens."
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"I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have worked with comics as well, I make the distinction."

"Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff."

"The real good comedians, like Chaplin, would make you laugh and a second later, cry."

"Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart."

"You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take ourselves seriously on any level; we're just comedians."

"That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50."
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"Most people would rather stay home and watch Casablanca for the fourth time or the 10th time on Turner Classic Movies than go see Matrix 12 or whatever the hell the flavor of the month is."

"My favorite actors when I was a kid were in their '60s. Spencer Tracy, Humphrey Bogart, John Wayne."

"Why can't she move in with you? Is she against that? She's not a Mormon or anything, is she?"

"I get up in the morning, do my e-mail, I check my e-mails all day. I'll go online and I'll buy my books at Amazon.com, but I don't want to buy all of them because I want to go to Duttons and I want to buy books from another human being."

"I keep working mainly because my wife and I spend most of our time touring the country doing our own plays."

"So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that's going to work."

"You know, people come up with formulas who are uncreative. They can't picture something different so they can only go by something that's laid out for them."

"When I was a kid, there was no distinction between a movie about old people or young people. It was either funny or not. It was either entertaining or not. It was either exciting or not. It was either thrilling or not."
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