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"I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them."
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"You don't have to listen to those mean girls. They're just there to make you upset and make you feel bad about yourself. And you know, inside, they feel bad about themselves too. But they don't wanna admit it to anybody."
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"I would never describe Charlotte as a prude - maybe at the start, but that was in comparison to the other girls. She wasn't willing to do the stuff they were doing - and I mean, thank goodness!"
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"Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk."
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"I feel there should have been some recognition of the Spice Girls at this year's 25th anniversary. We flew the flag for Britain around the globe in the 1990s and we achieved a hell of a lot."
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"Too many girls follow the line of least resistance but a good line is hard to resist."
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"We had a one bedroom, one bathroom, one closet apartment with four girls."
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"I got along better with the guys than with the girls. Only two girls came up to talk to me. Later I found out they were telling their boyfriends, 'If you talk to her, I'll kill you.' It's always rough with that high school thing."
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"There are eight girls in the house in which I am living, and practically all of them are good looking. You can realize that I am kept busy."
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"Now I know why guys like to hug girls. You guys just want to cop a feel. I can't believe that I've fallen for it all these years!"
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"The ones the listeners loved most of all in those early years were the four Lennon girls who became the whole nation's little sisters."
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"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."
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"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."
Distrust

"I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin."
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"There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty."
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"They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses."
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"I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them."
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"It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money."
Money

"We can afford almost any mistake once."
Mistake

"Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum."
Money

"If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor."
Friendship
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