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Joe E. Lewis

"I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them."

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Donna Grant

"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand."

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Donna Grant

"Now I know why guys like to hug girls. You guys just want to cop a feel. I can't believe that I've fallen for it all these years!"

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Donna Grant

"I've always felt so different from how I look. I meet so many pretty girls who are like, 'Here I am! Don't you want me because I look good?' That concept is so weird to me. I want to know, 'What else do you have going on?'"

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Donna Grant

"You don't have to listen to those mean girls. They're just there to make you upset and make you feel bad about yourself. And you know, inside, they feel bad about themselves too. But they don't wanna admit it to anybody."

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Donna Grant

"Most girls don't know what to do with what they've got."

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Donna Grant

"We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look."

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Donna Grant

"You'd be surprised. Girls like sensitive, namby-pamby guys."

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Donna Grant

"Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins."

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Donna Grant

"Big girls need big diamonds."

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Donna Grant

"If you didn't join for the girls, choose another profession."

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Joe E. Lewis
"Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people."

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Joe E. Lewis
"I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play."

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Joe E. Lewis
"I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them."

Girls

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Joe E. Lewis
"I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points."

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Joe E. Lewis
"It pays to get drunk with the best people."

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Joe E. Lewis
"There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty."

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Joe E. Lewis
"I drink to forget I drink."

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Joe E. Lewis
"A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on."

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Joe E. Lewis
"Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty."

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Joe E. Lewis
"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."

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