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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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Personal Development
"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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Personal Development
"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."
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"Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too."
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"Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips."
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"I hate the nature of humans, how much you get closer that much they run away."
Behavior
"Dogs are owned for their loyalty, but men are owned only because of their stupidity."
Behavior
"I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy."
Personality
"When I am with you, even the water makes me drank."
Emotion
"The difference between human and other species is, they eat each other when they have nothing to eat, but we eat each other while having everything."
Behavior
"Without the love of a woman, it is impossible to have a manly world."
Relationship
"Humans are in delusion by default, and those who conquer their delusion can understand good and evil. Morality is an arbitrary abstract, it is not good or evil and those who provoke morality a righteous act, are still at the sideways of delusion and conquer."
Philosophy
"Most successful people chose the path and did the things in their own way, against all the rules and guidelines, but we are everyday told to follow the rules to be a successful person."
Achievement
"We may not have the choice to be rich or comfortable, but whatever happens; we do always have the choice to be an educated person."
Education
"You are so fool worshiping and dreaming her like an angel, while another asshole is banging her right now."
Emotion
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