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Jonathan Safran Foer

"Grandfather informs me that is not possible."

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"Irishmen are not reserved, and the company appeared dying to be intimately acquainted."

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"I'm not a Christian, but I have read his book."

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"It is quite extraordinary how very various are the opinions entertained on this point, and, before sifting them, one must be careful in the first place to eliminate from our inquiry the cases of that considerable class of persons who pinch themselves."

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"Billing and cooing to me is worse to witness an execution."

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"The real purpose of the scientific method is to make sure nature hasn't misled you into thinking you know something you actually don't know."

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"We all approached doing a sequel with great trepidation and skepticism."

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"An agnostic is a creature that is religiously skeptical whenever it is told that God exists - or that He doesn't."

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"Gratitude is not a virtue I believe in, and to me it seems hypocritical to expect it from a child."

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"I don't know449that much about the Bible, other than it waswritten thousands of years ago, which dilutesits relevance. However, I know its faithfulfollowers tend to cherry-pick verses to suittheir needs, the same way they cherry-pickwords or scenes from other books to labelobscene."

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"If I am fool, it is, at least, a doubting one; and I envy no one the certainty of his self-approved wisdom."

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"She took the posters downtown that afternoon. She filled a rolling suitcase with them ... she took a stapler. And a box of staples. And hope. I think of those things. The paper, the stapler, the staples, the tape, the hope. It makes me sick. Physical things. Forty years of loving someone becomes staples and hop."
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"Let's go to bed. Those four words differentiate a marriage from every other kind of relationship. We aren't going to find a way to agree, but let's go to bed. Not because we want to, but because we have to. We hate each other right now, but let's go to bed. It's the only one we have. Let's go to our sides, but the sides of the same bed. Let's retreat into ourselves, but together. How many conversations had ended with those four words? How many fights?"
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