"We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours."

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"We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours."

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"The U.S. couldn't even get rid of Saddam Hussein. And we all know that the EU is just a passing fad. They'll be killing each other again in less than a year. I'm sick to death of all these fascist lawsuits."

Bill Gates, American Businessman

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"George W. Bush and Tony Blair had to convince the world that Saddam Hussein represented an imminent threat. Tony Blair lied when he claimed that Iraq could launch a chemical or biological attack within 45 minutes."

Bianca Jagger, Nicaraguan Celebrity

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"I said I'm the president of Iraq... I did not say deposed."

Saddam Hussein, Iraqi Criminal

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"We are tangled in a very significant Islamic insurgency in Iraq."

Michael Scheuer, American Public Servant

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"The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq."

Dennis Miller, American Comedian

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"Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard."

David Letterman, American Comedian

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"The kind of Iraq that emerges from all of this is ultimately out of our hands."

Nick Clooney, American Politician

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"The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up."

Jay Leno, American Comedian

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"Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'"

Bill Maher, American Comedian

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"We are not going to abandon Iraq."

Zalmay Khalilzad, Afghan Diplomat

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"I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host."

Dance

"Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?"

God

"Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?"

Health

"For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home."

Home

"People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine."

People

"Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno."

Body

"Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel."

Experts

"Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives."

Daughter

"President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?"

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"A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know I'm thinking, the last time France wanted more evidence they rolled right through Paris with the German flag."

Time