"We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours."

Iraq, News

39

Create Your Own Wallpaper

Standard

Customized

"We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours."

Exlpore more Iraq quotes

"I said I'm the president of Iraq... I did not say deposed."

Saddam Hussein, Iraqi Criminal

Iraq, President

"The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq."

Dennis Miller, American Comedian

Iraq,

"Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'"

Bill Maher, American Comedian

Iraq, Liquor, Now, President

"Iraq is not occupied, but there are foreign forces on its soil, which is different."

Jalal Talabani, Iraqi Politician

Iraq,

"After all, we paid great prices because of the virtual partitioning of Iraq."

Bulent Ecevit, Turkish Politician

Iraq,

"The kind of Iraq that emerges from all of this is ultimately out of our hands."

Nick Clooney, American Politician

Iraq,

"The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up."

Jay Leno, American Comedian

Iraq, Support, Today

"The U.S. couldn't even get rid of Saddam Hussein. And we all know that the EU is just a passing fad. They'll be killing each other again in less than a year. I'm sick to death of all these fascist lawsuits."

Bill Gates, American Businessman

Iraq, Death, Killing

"We are tangled in a very significant Islamic insurgency in Iraq."

Michael Scheuer, American Public Servant

Iraq,

"Well, I've been to Iraq twice now. I was in Baghdad in June and then north of Baghdad in November."

Gary Sinise, American Actor

Iraq, June, Now

Explore more quotes by David Letterman

"Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?"

Health

"There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting."

Business

"Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton."

Gay

"Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger."

Importance

"President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?"

Hell

"Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed."

Time

"New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you."

Civilization

"President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger."

President

"I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host."

Dance

"People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine."

People