top of page
Quote_1.png
Bill Bryson

"There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again."

Standard 
 Customized
"There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again."

Exlpore more Home quotes

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"I thought of the one thing about home that I missed, my dad's study with its built-in, floor-to-ceiling shelves sagging with thick biographies and the black leather chair that kept me just uncomfortable enough to keep from feeling sleepy as I read."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"To tell you the truth, I never listen to opera at home."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"More Americans own their home than ever before. Nearly 70 percent of American's are homeowners. So it is a good time for us to asses the positive impacts of homeownership on families, communities and on the nation's economy."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"If someone knew equally as much about the ins and outs of your home, it would not be your home."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"The heart of the home beats in the kitchen and a healthy one beats three times a day."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Don't leave home without your sword - your intellect."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"To a homeless man, home is literally where the heart is."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"And if you like 14.4 percent unemployment, if you like the fact that 70 percent of home mortgages in Nevada are underwater, then stay the course. Vote for Harry Reid."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Those who were cowards never started, and those who were weak were lost on the way, but the brave find a home in every land."

Explore more quotes by Bill Bryson

Quote_1.png
Bill Bryson
"And there was this jerk named Dwayne who kept saying, 'Go on, have a beer. You know you want one. One little beer's not going to hurt ya. You haven't had a drink for three years. You can handle it.'" He looked at me again. "You know?"I nodded."Caught me when I was vulnerable. You know, when I was still breathing."
Quote_1.png
Bill Bryson
"One consequential change is that people used to get most of their calories at breakfast and midday, with only the evening top-up at suppertime. Now those intakes are almost exactly reversed. Most of us consume the bulk--a sadly appropriate word here--of our calories in the evening and take them to bed with us, a practice that doesn't do any good at all."
Quote_1.png
Bill Bryson
"I refer of course to the soaring wonder of the age known as the Eiffel Tower. Never in history has a structure been more technologically advanced, materially obsolescent, and gloriously pointless all at the same time."
Quote_1.png
Bill Bryson
"I turned to my own bunk and examined it with a kind of appalled fascination. If the mattress stains were anything to go by, a previous user had not so much suffered from incontinence as rejoiced in it. He had evidently included the pillow in his celebrations."
Quote_1.png
Bill Bryson
"He left to do whatever editors do."
Quote_1.png
Bill Bryson
"In terms of adaptability, humans are pretty amazingly useless."
Quote_1.png
Bill Bryson
"They were Republicans, Nixon Republicans, and so didn't subscribe to the notion that laws are supposed to apply to all people equally."
Quote_1.png
Bill Bryson
"It was an odd situation. For a century and a half, men got rid of their own hair, which was perfectly comfortable, and instead covered their heads with something foreign and uncomfortable. Very often it was actually their own hair made into a wig. People who couldn't afford wigs tried to make their hair look like a wig."
Quote_1.png
Bill Bryson
"It's an unnerving thought that we may be the living universe's supreme achievement and its worst nightmare simultaneously."
Quote_1.png
Bill Bryson
"By the time I had finished my coffee and returned to the streets, the rain had temporarily abated, but the streets were full of vast puddles where the drains where unable to cope with the volume of water. Correct me if I'm wrong, but you would think that if one nation ought by now to have mastered the science of drainage, Britain would be it."
bottom of page