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"Sometimes absurd logic can be amusing and heart-touching."
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Personal Development
"Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband."
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Personal Development
"Beware of giggle grins, they are highly contagious."
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Personal Development
"When I reprimanded my son for hair like Michael Jackson he said: "I don't see the problem you wear yours like Michael Jordan.""
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Personal Development
"God, you had enough time to have been through it three times. You've been through my stuff. I bet you over and let one of you stick the world's longest finger up my ass. If a prostate check is an exam, that was a motherfucking safari. I was scared to look down. I thought I'd see that guy's finger nail sticking out of my cock."
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"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"
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"Probably went swimming and got eaten by a pineapple."
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Personal Development
"Monkeys who very sensibly refrain from speech, lest they should be set to earn their livings."
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"Igor?' said Moist. 'You have an Igor?'Oh, yes,' said Hubert. 'That's how I get this wonderful light. They know the secret of storing lightning in jars! But don't let that worry you, Mr Lipspick. Just because I'm employing an Igor and working in a cellar doesn't mean I'm some sort of madman, ha ha ha!'Ha ha,' agreed Moist.Ha hah hah!,' said Hubert. 'Hahahahahaha!! Ahahahahahahhhhh!!!!!-'Bent slapped him on the back. Hubert coughed.Sorry about that, it's the air down here,' he mumbled."
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"This was beyond a joke. This had moved beyond foolishness, slipped over the line into genuine 24 karat Jesus-Christ-I-fucked-up-bigtime territory."
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"Beauty is truth's smile when she beholds her own face in a perfect mirror."
Beauty
"He who is too busy doing good finds no time to be good."
Integrity
"Love is an endless mystery, for it has nothing else to explain it."
Love
"The highest education is that which does not merely give us information but makes our life in harmony with all existence."
Education
"The flower which is single need not envy the thorns that are numerous."
Inspirational
"I slept and dreamt that life was joy. I awoke and saw that life was service. I acted and behold, service was joy."
Inspirational
"We come nearest to the great when we are great in humility."
Humility
"Love is the only reality and it is not a mere sentiment. It is the ultimate truth that lies at the heart of creation."
Love
"You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water."
Success
"Those who own much have much to fear."
Leadership
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