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Joan Rivers

"Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too."

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"Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too."

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Amber Hurdle

"The good old days, when each idea had an owner, are gone forever."

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"The greatest tragedy in mankind's entire history may be the hijacking of morality by religion."

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"They were obviously headstones of graves, though the graves themselves no longer existed as either mounds or depressions; the years had leveled all. Scattered here and there, more massive blocks showed where some pompous or ambitious monument had once flung its feeble defiance at oblivion."

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Amber Hurdle

"The Bible is one of the most genocidal books in history."

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"There was something melancholic about that symbol of their nation's promise of freedom, a bell with a chipped mouth and cleft body."

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"The United States was born in the country and moved to the city in the nineteenth century."

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"This is no war of chieftains or of princes, of dynasties or national ambition; it is a war of peoples and of causes. There are vast numbers, not only in this Island but in every land, who will render faithful service in this war, but whose names will never be known, whose deeds will never be recorded. This is a War of the Unknown Warriors."

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Amber Hurdle

"The need for raising the awareness of this shameful chapter in U.S. history is more apparent than ever."

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"That was the first time ever in history that anybody got Special Guest Star. I started that whole nonsense."

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"What I am is a thinking, feeling human being compelled by history."

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