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"Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too."
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"They were obviously headstones of graves, though the graves themselves no longer existed as either mounds or depressions; the years had leveled all. Scattered here and there, more massive blocks showed where some pompous or ambitious monument had once flung its feeble defiance at oblivion."

"There was something melancholic about that symbol of their nation's promise of freedom, a bell with a chipped mouth and cleft body."

"This is no war of chieftains or of princes, of dynasties or national ambition; it is a war of peoples and of causes. There are vast numbers, not only in this Island but in every land, who will render faithful service in this war, but whose names will never be known, whose deeds will never be recorded. This is a War of the Unknown Warriors."

"The need for raising the awareness of this shameful chapter in U.S. history is more apparent than ever."
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"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp."

"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"

"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds."

"Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television."
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