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"Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people."
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"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn."
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"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."

"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."

"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!"

"Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?"

"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."
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