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Robert Orben

"Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people."

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"I gave in, and admitted that God was God."

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"There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, "Thy will be done," and those to whom God says, "All right, then, have it your way.""

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"Without the Mind, there is no God. Without you, there is no God."

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"I read the book of Job last night, I don't think God comes out well in it."

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"God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal."

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"To know God better is only to realize how impossible it is that we should ever know him at all. I know not which is more childish to deny him, or define him."

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"I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability."

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"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."
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"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."
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"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."
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"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
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"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so."
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"Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'"
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"Do your kids a favor - don't have any."
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"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
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"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!"
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"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."
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