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"The real beauty of a house is always the happiness inside that house!"

"We grow up opposing our parents only to become like them enough to oppose our children who behave as we once did-a reminder of how dreadful we were toward those now vindicated grandparents. And you thought God had no sense of humor."

"Grandchildren are their grandparents' toys."
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"Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair."

"Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up."

"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."

"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."

"If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it."
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