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"That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it."
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"As soon as a person gives place to the devil in his life, the devil has this person hooked."
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"Be confidently assured that any 'gods' that we build will always have veracious appetites, and sooner or later they will gorge themselves on that which built them."
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"Every sexual sin begins with flattery."
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"The word lust can mean "selfish desire". . . .It is wanting something so badly you will do anything to get it. That is one of the tricks of the devil. It is too high a price to pay."
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"To use a man for what he is naturally best fitted is to keep him, if one can, from apostasy and dissatisfaction. At the same time, life's temptations come most often from that for which one has the greatest aptitude."
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"Thou therefore on these Herbs, and Fruits, and Flow'rsFeed first, on each Beast next, and Fish, and Fowl, No homely morsels, and whatever thingThe Scyth of Time mows down, devour unspar'd, Till I in Man residing through the Race, His thoughts, his looks, words, actions all infect, And season him thy last and sweetest prey."
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"Pleasure, in itself harmless, may become mischievous, by endearing to us a state which we know to be transient and probatory, and withdrawing our thoughts from that of which every hour brings us nearer to the beginning, and of which no length of time will bring us to the end. Mortification is not virtuous in itself, nor has any other use, but that it disengages us from the allurements of sense. In the state of future perfection, to which we all aspire, there will be pleasure without danger, and security without restraint."
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"I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me."
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"Cheating is an innate evolutionarily programmed desire, especially in men, but it is not a desire that cannot be controlled."
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"The devil will do everything to get you disappointed in God."
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"I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV."
Movies

"I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great."
Celebrity

"So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it."
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"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."
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"The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid."
Teenager

"No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there."
Food

"That's life when you're on the D-list."
Life

"I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time."
Time

"I am in love with Larry David."
Love

"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."
Humor
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