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"That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it."
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"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."
Humor

"If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night."
Night

"I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV."
Movies

"The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid."
Teenager

"That's life when you're on the D-list."
Life

"I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown."
Love

"I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time."
Time

"My act has always reflected what's going on in my life."
Life

"I am in love with Larry David."
Love

"It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month."
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"Every sexual sin begins with flattery."
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"Be confidently assured that any 'gods' that we build will always have veracious appetites, and sooner or later they will gorge themselves on that which built them."
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"Pleasure, in itself harmless, may become mischievous, by endearing to us a state which we know to be transient and probatory, and withdrawing our thoughts from that of which every hour brings us nearer to the beginning, and of which no length of time will bring us to the end. Mortification is not virtuous in itself, nor has any other use, but that it disengages us from the allurements of sense. In the state of future perfection, to which we all aspire, there will be pleasure without danger, and security without restraint."
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"You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit."
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"One of the main roots of ungodliness is being a lover of pleasure more than a lover of God."
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"She remembered the story from her childhood, about Adam and Eve in the garden, and the talking snake. Even as a little girl she had said - to the consternation of her family - What kind of idiot was Eve, to believe a snake? But now she understood, for she had heard the voice of the snake and had watched as a wise and powerful man had fallen under its spell.Eat the fruit and you can have the desires of your heart. It's not evil, it's noble and good. You'll be praised for it.And it's delicious."
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"The word lust can mean "selfish desire". . . .It is wanting something so badly you will do anything to get it. That is one of the tricks of the devil. It is too high a price to pay."
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"I am persuaded that in the case of elected officials, the overwhelming temptation is to conclude that it is more important for your constituents that you be reelected than that you deal honestly with them."
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"Temptation is stronger in the minds of people who are in doubt. Prayer makes it weaker."
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"Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again."
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