"Luc blinked innocently. That little fuck. "I gave you a piece of opal and a Luxen to nom-nom on."

Humor, Fantasy, Playfulness, Imagination

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"Luc blinked innocently. That little fuck. "I gave you a piece of opal and a Luxen to nom-nom on."

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