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"Of all the men that have run for president in the twentieth century, only George McGovern truly understood what a monument America could be to the human race."

"Priests are not men of the world; it is not intended that they should be; and a University training is the one best adapted to prevent their becoming so."
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"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."


"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."


"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."


"My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!"


"A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months."
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