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"Kemp: I demonstrated conclusively this morning that invisibility--I.M: Never mind what YOU'VE DEMONSTRATED!--I'm starving, said the voice, and the night is--chilly for a man without clothes."
"I hope you're not smoking in front of her,' Lucia says to him.'Yeah, I lie in bed and puff in her face, Lucia,' he says, irritated."
"Niagara ... is the first disappointment in the married life of many Americans who spend their honeymoon there."
"Looking for a wife is like fishing; before you go, make sure you don't have a hole in your net."
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"Max had once read in one of his father's books that some childhood images become engraved in the mind like photographs, like scenes you can return to again and again and will always remember, no matter how much time goes by."
"A story is a letter that the author writes to himself, to tell himself things that he would be unable to discover otherwise."
"He lost himself in the words and images conjured in his mind and for a while forgot ... He found himself flying among stars and planets ..."
"And here I was thinking you were a bit slow, what with so much asking and not knowing anything."
"Vidal had his exuberant and stately tower in the most elegant and elevated part of Pedralbes, surrounded by hills, trees, and fairy-tale skies. I would have my sinister tower rising above the oldest, darkest streets of the city, surrounded by the miasmas and the shadows of that necropolis which poets and murderers had once called the "Rose of Fire."
"He was rather clumsy and shy and looked as if he'd spent the last ten years of his life locked up in a library - hardly the kind of man any girl your age dreams of ..."
"The day I charge an unbeliever like you for the word of God will be the day I'm struck dead by lightning, and with good reason."
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