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"A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal."
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"Bush is no conservative."
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"If you're a Conservative, why aren't you behind conserving the land?"
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"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward."
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"Our 'neoconservatives' are neither new nor conservative, but old as Bablyon and evil as Hell."
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"We can survive as a population only if we conserve, develop sustainably, and protect the world's resources."
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"I didn't know I was a conservative when it didn't matter to me growing up."
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"Even as someone who's labeled a conservative - I'm a Republican I'm black, I'm heading up this organization in the Reagan administration - I can say that conservatives don't exactly break their necks to tell blacks that they're welcome."
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"A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested."
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"If the Republican Party continues to ignore its conservative base, then the Party is headed to oblivion."
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"A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead."
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"A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal."
Conservative
"Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins."
Life
"Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything."
Fool
"The news of any politician's death should be listed under "Public Improvements.""
Death
"It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you."
Enemy
"Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately."
Greatness
"In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before."
Society
"Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does."
Company
"A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own."
Liberal
"Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone."
Sin
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