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Joseph Heller

"I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any."

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"Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty; what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness."

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"Praise is the mode of love which always has some element of joy in it."

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"Time is standing still. We are measuring ourselves by how far we are going."

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"Life has become the future. Every moment of your life is lived for the future."

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"Minutes remain the same length whether they are held against the span of years or minutes themselves. Yet, when minutes are held against themselves, they seem so terribly brief. Therefore, we'd be wise to celebrate life before minutes are all that's left."

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"Summer's lease hath all too short a date."

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"Life dances on the moment."

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"Forever, time is standing still. We are flying away with the wings of desire we call life."

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"Life is defined by time and seasons."

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"Training was a time where resolutions made in the enthusiasm of an inspired moment were put to personal test."

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"Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck."
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"I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service."
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"I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy."
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"We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist."
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"The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on."
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"There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to."
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"Rise above principle and do what's right."
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"Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them."
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"Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry."
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"When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as "Catch-22" I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?""
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