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"I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any."
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"Time interval is a strange and contradictory matter in the mind. It would be reasonable to suppose that a routine time or an eventless time would seem interminable. It should be so, but it is not. It is the dull eventless times that have no duration whatever. A time splashed with interest, wounded with tragedy, crevassed with joy - that's the time that seems long in the memory. And this is right when you think about it. Eventlessness has no posts to drape duration on. From nothing to nothing is no time at all."

"Opinion is like a pendulum and obeys the same law. If it goes past the centre of gravity on one side, it must go a like distance on the other; and it is only after a certain time that it finds the true point at which it can remain at rest."

"I'm proud of being part Cherokee, and I think it's time all us Indians felt the same way."

"Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go."

"Many works of the ancients have become fragments. Many works of the moderns are fragments at the time of their origin."
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"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."

"When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as "Catch-22" I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?""

"Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them."

"I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals."

"Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that he could put his finger without delay on any one he wanted to worry about."

"I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service."
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