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"I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any."
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"We cannot measure time. We can only measure changes of life and the universe."
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"I wouldn't ask too much of her,' I ventured. 'You can't change the past.''Can't change the past?' he cried incredulously. 'Why of course you can!"
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"Life is a bubble in the ocean of time. At the same time, it can hold all the water of the ocean in her heart."
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"God had infinite time to give us.... He cut it up into a near succession of new mornings and with each therefore a new idea new inventions and new applications."
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"Time is the greatest and longest-established spinner of all. ... His factory is a secret place his work noiseless and his hands are mutes."
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"Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke."
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"The value of time is immeasurable."
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"Sometimes I feel like if you just watch things, just sit still and let the world exist in front of you - sometimes I swear that just for a second time freezes and the world pauses in its tilt. Just for a second. And if you somehow found a way to live in that second, then you would live forever."
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"Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one's Tuesday."
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"Here is one fact 1 minute to finish the class, 1 day to die, one day behind that fact, one day in that fact, one day before my birthday will come, one day before I will finish... (So far one day is popular... that's a fact called itself zipf law... )...Call it how you want, but for my it's zipfy law!"
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"Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry."
Government
"Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them."
People
"I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any."
Time
"We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist."
Laughter
"Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in the war - for killing people. We received ours for entertaining other people. I'd say we deserve ours more."
War
"The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on."
Enemy
"When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as "Catch-22" I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?""
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"I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service."
Military
"I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long."
Dream
"I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals."
Government
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