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"I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any."
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"Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once."

"The future is what matters - because one never reaches it, but always stays in the present - like the White Queen who had to run like the wind to remain in the same spot."

"Concepts, like individuals, have their histories and are just as incapable of withstanding the ravages of time as are individuals. But in and through all this they retain a kind of homesickness for the scenes of their childhood."

"So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
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"Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them."

"When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as "Catch-22" I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?""

"Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in the war - for killing people. We received ours for entertaining other people. I'd say we deserve ours more."

"I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long."

"I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals."

"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."

"Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that he could put his finger without delay on any one he wanted to worry about."

"But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents."
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