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"A favorite cast? Lisa Kudrow, Anthony Hopkins, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman, and my wife."
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"I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me."
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"I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'"
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"Talking to my wife, we stare at each other, saying, 'How is this happening? Why is this happening? Why now?' It's nothing I ever aspired to."
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"Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife."
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"We had the boy's name picked out, but we didn't have a girl's. When he turned out to be a boy, we were so relieved. Literally, in the middle of contracting and pushing, and with my wife being drugged - out and half - lucid, we were still coming up with names."
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"I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times."
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"My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it."
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"I am so glad my wife tolerates me. And we have three wonderful sons."
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"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."
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"I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always implies that there may be a wife someplace else."
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"We all want to be 20 again and have that first sense of love."
Love
"I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him."
Life
"We must admit that it is quite common that people do have affairs with their leading ladies and men."
Men
"If I like the story and it's well written, and it's a character I want to play and they'll pay me, then I decide to do it."
Character
"We thought sex was free. Sex is not free. There's a price to be paid emotionally, physically, even legally. Sex isn't a casual thing. It's a huge thing."
Sex
"I do them all for the money, I really do."
Money
"I got an agent. He said, what do you wanna do, and I said, I want an Oscar nomination. That's your job, that's what I'm paying you for. And I got it."
Job
"When Fargo came out, I hired a publicist for the first time in my life. I thought, if ever I was going to make it, that was then."
Time
"The only people who do plays in LA are people who can't get jobs in TV shows."
People
"When I was in New York, I was making a living. We had a summer house and a car that I could put in a garage. That's something for a stage actor."
Car
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