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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."
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"GreenHollyWood is a bad character, fat, liking jokes, liking jokes about size, about the large, about the how big are you. Likes to laugh when you make a mistake, ... but but he is a teacher?! With a glasses a fat guy!"
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"They lack suggestive power. And when a book lacks suggestive power, however hard it hits the surface of the mind it cannot penetrate within."
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"To me she said, "It's this stupid gotcha thing, they've been doing it for weeks now. Leaping out at each other and us, scaring the hell out of everyone.""It's a game of wits," Bert said to me."Half-wits," Kristy added."
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"I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'"
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"Epic sex?" I sputtered. "By what standards, precisely, is sex judged to be epic?""And tons and tons of mortal simps like you used as pawns." Bob sighed happily, ignoring my question. "There are no words. It was like the Lord of the Rings and All My Children made a baby with the Macho Man Randy Savage and a Whac-A-Mole machine."
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"Laughter can deflate almost any problem down to its proper size."
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"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."
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"Beware of giggle grins, they are highly contagious."
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"I laugh for sheer medicinal purposes, because I feel I might die otherwise."
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"Anger and hate against one we love steels our hearts, but contempt or pity leaves us silent and ashamed."
Anger

"Death, only, renders hope futile."
Death

"I loved her. I still love her, though I curse her in my sleep, so nearly one are love and hate, the two most powerful and devasting emotions that control man, nations, life."
Life

"Were there no desire there would be no virtue, and because one man desires what another does not, who shall say whether the child of his desire be Vice or Virtue?"
Virtue

"It never seems to occur to some people, that, like beauty, a sense of humor may sometimes be fatal."
Humor

"Love is a strange master, and human nature is still stranger."
Love

"I write to escape; to escape poverty."
Poverty

"Imagination is but another name for super intelligence."
Imagination

"The more one listens to ordinary conversations the more apparent it becomes that the reasoning faculties of the brain take little part in the direction of the vocal organs."
Direction
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