"The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off."

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"Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is that you don't know how great you can be! How much you can love! What you can accomplish! And what your potential is!"

Anne Frank, German Writer

News, Potential

"No news is good news unless it is told."

Abdulazeez Henry Musa, Nigerian Author

News, Story, Truth, Perspective

"What is news? It's hard to quantify. Certainly news has changed completely, and the morning shows are not really designed to bring you the news, except to tell you what happened overnight, and the rest of it is a kind of magazine mentality - a little bit of this, a little bit of that. It's harder to be an educated and informed citizen."

Harrison Ford, American Actor

News, Rest

"Television's very dependent on images. That's not what news is."

Kurt Loder, American Journalist

News, Television

"You have a specific, defined audience-at MTV, they assume the audience to the news is 15 to 30 years old and they do a lot of research about the things they're interested in."

Tabitha Soren, American Celebrity

News, Old, Research, Years

"You can criticize any news staff in some ways, but the one thing that you couldn't call the Village Voice staff was a staff of stenographers, taking notes from public figures and just passing them on."

Sydney Schanberg, American Journalist

News, Public, Voice

"Online, you have things like Slate Magazine, which has a lot of commentary and analysis of stories, so it gives you a fuller picture. I would compare that to a news magazine or the New Republic."

Tabitha Soren, American Celebrity

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"The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it."

Charlie Sheen, American Actor

News, Press

"I get most of my news from the Jon Stewart Daily Show. It's the most level commentary you can find. You have to laugh, because it's all so true. It's the closest thing to a counterculture."

John Mayall, British Musician

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"A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not."

Henry Fielding, English Novelist

News, Words

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"I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality."

Benefit, Benefits, Hate

"The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast."

Dogs, Trees

"They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood."

England, Hollywood

"She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction."

Direction, Help

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."

Money, Will

"The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup."

Israel,

"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf."

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"Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is that you don't know how great you can be! How much you can love! What you can accomplish! And what your potential is!"

"No news is good news unless it is told."

"Television's very dependent on images. That's not what news is."

"You have a specific, defined audience-at MTV, they assume the audience to the news is 15 to 30 years old and they do a lot of research about the things they're interested in."

"You can criticize any news staff in some ways, but the one thing that you couldn't call the Village Voice staff was a staff of stenographers, taking notes from public figures and just passing them on."

"Online, you have things like Slate Magazine, which has a lot of commentary and analysis of stories, so it gives you a fuller picture. I would compare that to a news magazine or the New Republic."

"The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it."

"I get most of my news from the Jon Stewart Daily Show. It's the most level commentary you can find. You have to laugh, because it's all so true. It's the closest thing to a counterculture."

"A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not."

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"I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality."

"The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast."

"They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood."

"She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction."

"Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued."

"I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money."

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."

"The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup."

"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf."