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Joe Rogan

"If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure."

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"If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure."

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"This lie of political correctness is bringing this country down. You just want to break through it all."

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"Look, if America - if being an American means anything, it means not having to lie under oath, not even for the president."

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"I should like to lie at your feet and die in your arms."

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"The most common lie is that which one lies to himself; lying to others is relatively an exception."

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"A lie never lives to be old."

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Amber Hurdle

"Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all."

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"A lie will easily get you out of a scrape, and yet, strangely and beautifully, rapture possesses you when you have taken the scrape and left out the lie."

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"There is nothing we like to communicate to others as much as the seal of secrecy together with what lies under it."

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Amber Hurdle

"There is no sickness worse for me than words that to be kind must lie."

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