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"There is nothing we like to communicate to others as much as the seal of secrecy together with what lies under it."
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"Lies are sufficient to breed opinion, and opinion brings on substance."
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"Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all."
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"A lie has no leg, but a scandal has wings."
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"I do myself a greater injury in lying than I do him of whom I tell a lie."
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"The cruelest lies are often told in silence."
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"The most common lie is that which one lies to himself; lying to others is relatively an exception."
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"Sanity is a cozy lie."
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"They always say that jazz doesn't sell, but it's a lie, because it does sell, and it sells consistently year in and year out."
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"I should like to lie at your feet and die in your arms."
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"Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken."
Career

"People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it."
People

"My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends."
Act

"If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time."
Time

"I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking."
Funny

"I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way."
Funny

"The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time."
Funny

"That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard."
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"I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion."
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"The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage."
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