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Joe Rogan

"If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure."

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Akshay Vasu

"There is nothing in the world more shameful than establishing one's self on lies and fables."

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Akshay Vasu

"The moment a man talks to his fellows he begins to lie."

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Akshay Vasu

"Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true."

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Akshay Vasu

"I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette."

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Akshay Vasu

"Our main agenda is to have ALL guns banned. We must use whatever means possible. It doesn't matter if you have to distort facts or even lie. Our task of creating a socialist America can only succeed when those who would resist us have been totally disarmed."

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Akshay Vasu

"When it comes to my own turn to lay my weapons down, I shall do so with thankfulness and fatigue, and whatever be my destiny afterward, I shall be glad to lie down with my fathers in honor. It is human at least, if not divine."

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Akshay Vasu

"The most common lie is that which one lies to himself; lying to others is relatively an exception."

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Akshay Vasu

"When you crop the photo, you tell a lie."

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Akshay Vasu

"There is no sickness worse for me than words that to be kind must lie."

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Akshay Vasu

"A lie never lives to be old."

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Joe Rogan
"I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way."

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Joe Rogan
"I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking."

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Joe Rogan
"I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion."

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Joe Rogan
"Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out."

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Joe Rogan
"People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it."

People

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Joe Rogan
"I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me."

Sex

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Joe Rogan
"Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get."

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Joe Rogan
"After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird."

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Joe Rogan
"Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title."

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Joe Rogan
"When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it."

People

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