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"They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed."

"Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids."

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"Too late, the ordinary German realized that the violence which before had been directed against 'other' people could now equally land on him."

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"In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls."

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