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"If the universe is anything, it should be fun."
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"It's fun leading this offense. I don't think we've hit our peak."
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"It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son."
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"No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was."
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"I beg. I call. I badger. I cajole. Part of the secret is everyone has fun and that's really motivating."
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"The imaginary world has always been the most fun place for me to be."
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"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun."
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"The funny thing is, strangers still seem to feel comfortable coming up to me and saying things, but now usually it's because they recognize me, and they say nice things."
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"Part of me wanted something bloody and really fun."
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"Do you know anything that in all its innocence is more humiliating than the funny pages of a Sunday newspaper in America?"
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"I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late."
Fun
"I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once."
Jokes
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
Tennis
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
Plants
"I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle."
Gambling
"Dogs are forever in the push up postion."
Dogs
"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later."
Dream
"You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something."
Fish
"All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me."
Funny
"Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down."
Being
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