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"Fun is never gone because life is fun."
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"Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening."
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"The Britney Spears movie was just fun and light, but let's talk about that in a few months."
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"Fun? There is no fun."
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"Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream; nobody is too old for cartoons; bald men are sexy; chocolate is the best medicine; BIG books are better; cats secretly rule the planet; and everything should be available in the color pink, including monster trucks."
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"There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it."
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"Excuse me, I must go and putt."
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"This was more of a cartoonish thing for me and it kind of took me back to SCTV, in a way, where the characters are just a little broader and you can have that kind of fun going a little over the edge."
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"So I figured in keeping with the record, I'd do something off the wall which is show up for free and wing it... I don't know, I'm just going to play some songs. I think it'll be fun."
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"A buddy will keep you honest and add a dimension of fun to your workout."
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"I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle."
Love
"I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life."
Life
"I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones."
Word
"I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming."
Car
"I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle."
Water
"People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky."
Life
"It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky."
People
"Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'"
Time
"Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show."
Time
"Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!"
Wrong
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