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"It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent."
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"Don't talk about heaven if you've never been to Bali."
"Without travels, our existence, our memories, our literature, our dreams, our everything would be very poor, very boring, very limited!"
"Everywhere, I am welcome, I will stay there."
"Life is a journey through either experiences or experiment."
"The most beautiful thing about the most beautiful roads is that the destination is forgotten and the journey becomes the destination itself!"
"We travel not just to see the beauty of new places but to see our own beauty in a new environment."
"Everywhere I travel to, there is my home."
"Every new travel brings new transformation."
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"We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective."
"And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to, and they came up with a new concept: the West."
"American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it."
"I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories."
"The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes."
"If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland."
"It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate."
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