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Hunter S. Thompson

"If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up."

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Donna Grant

"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"

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Donna Grant

"I am the child of a lunatic. Not a child of God."

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Donna Grant

"We take the names of madmen, because madness is our fate. Terribly melodramatic, that."

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Donna Grant

"Sometimes I wonder if the human race isn't collectively as mad as a sack of door knobs."

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Donna Grant

"I don't think you can rely on Iran. I don't think you can rely on other radicals like the Taliban. They dispatched Al Qaida to bomb New York and Washington. What were they thinking? Were they that stupid? They weren't stupid. There is an irrationality there, and there is madness in this method."

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Donna Grant

"There is no mountain on earth which is greater than the mountain of human madness!"

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Donna Grant

"We're not mad," he began, meaning he was. He was always a plural when mad, as though grammatically throwing his lot in with her mother gave him the power of her authority."

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Donna Grant

"The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip."

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Donna Grant

"Good so be would you if, duff plum of helping second A," said the Bursar. The table fell silent. "Did anyone understand that?" said Ridcully. The Bursar was not technically insane. He had passed through the rapids of insanity som time previously, and was now sculling around in some peaceful pool on the other side. He was quite often coherent, although not by normal human standards."

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Donna Grant

"When a hundred men stand together each of them loses his mind and gets another one."

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Hunter S. Thompson
"That was always the difference between Muhammad Ali and the rest of us. He came, he saw, and if he didn't entirely conquer - he came as close as anybody we are likely to see in the lifetime of this doomed generation."

Difference

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Hunter S. Thompson
"The trouble with Nixon is that he's a serious politics junkie. He's totally hooked and like any other junkie, he's a bummer to have around, especially as President."

Politics

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Hunter S. Thompson
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours."

Truth

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Hunter S. Thompson
"Of all the men that have run for president in the twentieth century, only George McGovern truly understood what a monument America could be to the human race."

Man

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Hunter S. Thompson
"Truth is weirder than any fiction I've seen."

Truth

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Hunter S. Thompson
"Objective journalism is one of the main reasons that American politics has been allowed to be so corrupt for so long."

Media

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Hunter S. Thompson
"A man can live on his wits and his balls for only so long."

Life

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Hunter S. Thompson
"We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world-bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live peacefully. We are not just Whores for power and oil, but killer whores with hate and fear in our hearts."

Politics

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Hunter S. Thompson
"The two keys to success as a sportswriter are: 1) A blind willingness to believe anything you're told by the coaches, flacks, hustlers and other "official spokesmen" for the team-owners who provide the free booze ... and: 2) A Roget's Thesaurus, in order to avoid using the same verbs and adjectives twice in the same paragraph.Even a sports editor, for instance, might notice something wrong with a lead that said: "The precision-jack-hammer attack of the Miami Dolphins stomped the balls off the Washington Redskins today by stomping and hammering with one precise jack-thrust after another up the middle, mixed with pinpoint-precision passes into the flat and numerous hammer-jack stomps around both ends...."

Journalism

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Hunter S. Thompson
"The only problem with the Angels' new image was that the outlaws themselves didn't understand it. It puzzled them to be treated as symbolic heroes by people with whom they had almost nothing in common. Yet they were gaining access to a whole reservoir of women, booze, drugs and new action -- which they were eager to get their hands on, and symbolism be damned. But they could never get the hang of the role they were expected to play, and insisted on ad-libbing the lines. This fouled their channels of communication, which made them nervous ... and after a brief whirl on the hipster party circuit, all but a few decided it was both cheaper and easier, in the long run, to buy their own booze and hustle a less complicated breed of pussy."

Society

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