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"It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy."

Alexander Theroux, American Author

Pet, Eating, Name

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"It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy."

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