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"My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese."
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"Big Brother is watching you."
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"Never give up your wife, husband, children and families. Believe that people can change. Give others opportunity to change."
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"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor."
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"Blessed is the womb that born you."
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"Until now, you have always lived your life alone. Every decision you've made has been for you and you alone. Now, and for the rest of your days, your life will be tied to another's. Every decision you make will be for both of you. What one does affects the other. You are a family, a team inseparable and unbreakable."
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"A rubber plant is just about the ideal family."
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"Father, I know you will hear me, I will speak."
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"When we sat down on the couch again, you curled up against my side, like you used to when you were a tod."
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"Children are angels."
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"I was sixteen and my mother was about to throw me out of the house forever, for breaking a very big rule, even bigger than the forbidden books. The rule was not just No Sex, but definitely No Sex With Your Own Sex."
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"My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings."
Girlfriend
"I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time."
Time
"I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out."
Music
"I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights."
Hair
"I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm."
Weather
"My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality."
Girlfriend
"Do you know it was a year a ago today?"
Today
"I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world."
End
"My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless."
Boss
"A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock."
Opportunity
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